Mark Hopkins

Hi, I'm Mark Hopkins. Here are some stray thoughts that need a walk. Feel free to feed them.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Elvish

As if further proof were needed of Elvis' enduring popularity, my 4 year old daughter is now a Fan. We have the relatively recently released CD "30 #1 Hits" (impressive - 30 #1 hits, and "Blue Suede Shoes" inexplicably was not one of the #1's), and Zoe has it on continual replay. So I have gotten to hear the lyrics of those songs many, many times! And one theme seems paramount - see if you can spot it from these snippets:

You make me so lonely baby, I get so lonely,I get so lonely I could die. (Heartbreak Hotel)

Don't be cruel to a heart that's true (Don't Be Cruel)

You spend all my money too much
Have to share you honey, too much
When I want some lovin', you're gone
Don't you know you're treatin' me wrong (Too Much)

a hard headed woman been a thorn in the side of man. (Hardheaded Woman)

And now you say that we are through
I'm a fool, but I’ll love you dear
Until the day I die (A Fool Such as I)

Honey, you lied when you said you loved me
And I had no cause to doubt you.
But I'd rather go on hearing your lies
Than go on living without you. (Are You Lonesome)

and my favorite

Would you believe that yesterday
This girl [Marie] was in my arms and swore to me
She'd be mine eternally
And Marie's the name of his [a 'very old friend"] latest flame (His Latest Flame)

(No O mio babbino care's from these feckless lasses!). Why would a heartthrob croon such forlornness? I have no speculation, let alone answer. Only another Elvis-lyric-related question: what are we to make of these lines from Jailhouse Rock:

Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."

Friday, February 16, 2007

Six Feet Under part 2

A few weeks ago, I posted part one where I ventured to suggested 3 possibilities for what happens when I die:

1. I am no more
2. I keep going in some religious realm
3. Something else happens.

I ruled out 1. on the grounds that if true, it's boring. 16 billion years go by, I pop in and experience the world for a few years, I pop out and another 16 or so billion years go by. If that's true, why am I sitting here wasting time writing this blog, I should be doing all I can to snag a night with Kate Winslet, so that my popping in could be deemed worth it!

So on to 2. Problem here is taking it literally. Religious afterlife is always based on one's moral standing during the prelife, and we know nature doesn't work like that. So maybe the afterlife isn't part of nature - and surely it isn't (except for the Jehovah's Witnesses, who proffer pictures showing how the middle-class afterlife will look). But that's a problem, because we are part of nature. In order to function, we need good old physical, natural things, like brains, hearts, oxygen, organic food. Hard to see how we could walk with God without those, and so hard to see how that could literally be true. I think the Christian concept is not meaningless, but it's not a prophecy about "how it will actually be for me". As Woody put it, "I don't want to gain immortality through my art, I want to gain immortality by living for ever". Well, how about reincarnation? Again, that begs a metaphysics rather than a physics - there is some kind of "super-self" that goes through various "lives", each predicated on the moral scoresheet of the last. As a way of seeing this life (and avoiding the world-view of 1.) it's wonderful, but don't take it as a prediction. There is no natural process that will have Hitler returning as a worthog because of the terrible deeds he wrought. Just as there is none that would allow graves to yield up their dead.

So 1. and 2. are out. Let's try 3.....

Oxymore?

I love it when a new oxymoron just leaps off the page:
"The Democratic-controlled House issued a symbolic rejection of President Bush's plan to deploy more troops to Iraq " .

Actually, I take that back. "Symbolic rejection" is perhaps not an oxymoron - I believe there is a word for an adjective that deprives its noun of its essence; an example would be "counterfeit money", which is not money! or "faux doorway". or "crocodile tears". A "symbolic rejection" is not a rejection at all (which makes you wonder why they bothered). If anyone knows the word for this kind of adjective, I'd love to know!

Friday, February 09, 2007

Left, Right and Wrong

According to R&D on their XDA blog, http://rfraley301.blogspot.com/, “the left” regards Western civilization as “a sort of cancer” spreading through the world, destroying less-civilized, more noble cultures. In the Rousseau-inspired worldview of the left, “our current way of living has to be bad” and will therefore be ultimately punished by the consequences of this bad behavior, the consequence du jour being Global Warming. They are driven to this conclusion not by rational thought, but by its apparent nemeses “emotions and feelings”. “The right” on the other hand, led by a Spock-inspired “logic and analysis” and the “cool, cool light of reason” are highly skeptical of GW (Global Warming, that is – they are not skeptical of GW Bush) and led by a (presumably unemotional) bias for their own culture. These are “the basic differences” between left and right.

Unsurprisingly, I think this view is risible. (I am reminded of the Catholic view that the sin of homosexuality is being justly punished though HIV). Let’s first of all tackle “left” and “right” (I’ll put to one side reason being a “slave of the passions” for now!). We have come to see the political spectrum in terms of this binary divide, and it’s apparently doing more harm than good. “The left”, in this dichotomy, includes international socialists, communists, Marxists, European socialists, American liberals, and Tony Blair. “The right” includes conservatives, libertarians, monarchists, theocrats, autocrats and Genghis Khan (where Hitler et al. fit in is a matter of debate – fascists are traditionally right wing, but “Nazi” is short for “National Socialist”). Both of these bags of viewpoints are so mixed as to prevent useful generalizing, particularly as they each include views that would seek to overthrow the kind of representative government we enjoy in the West. In that sense, R&D are right that extreme left elements would love to replace our government with a one run on socialist ideals – but then extreme theocrats also see Western civilization as decadent and immoral, so no marks there. I’m sure there are many on the political extreme who “use” GW as an issue to further a broader revolutionary agenda. I vote we ignore them. And let’s talk about liberals and conservatives, instead of “left” and “right”, which are after all rather sinister (pun intended), emotional terms, are they not?

So why are the liberals more prone to emphasize GW as an issue, while conservatives are skeptical? Well, I’m a liberal and I love our culture, in fact I marvel every day at the luck that had me born into this wonderful civilization at this point in time, when our collection of scientific theories, art, music, social sciences and technology is so rich, and our moral sensibilities are, well, getting there! I would suggest that liberals are motivated precisely by a longing to see this culture continue to flourish and prosper, and by a moral sense that sees as repugnant the idea that our continued enjoyment of our culture may prove to be at the expense of less fortunate societies and perhaps the world in general. And why are the right skeptical? Well, let’s quote a source R&D recommend, Mr. Boortz. At http://boortz.com/nuze/200702/02022007.html his top reason (I mean positionally, which usually is an indication of primacy, despite “no particular order”) for being skeptical of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change: “The United Nations is anti-American and anti-Capitalist. In short .. I don't trust them. Not a bit. The UN would eagerly engage in any enterprise that would weaken capitalist economies around the world.” Hardly cold, cold logic and analysis, but indicative, I would suggest, of a motivation that is somewhat close to the liberal one – a longing to see this culture continue and a moral sense that sees as repugnant suggestions from those who don’t share this view that it is sewing the seeds of its own demise.

And who is right? Well, we need to turn to the scientists, and herein are problems. The first is that scientists are great at gathering data and producing theories to explain it and how it got here (think Plate Tectonics, Natural Selection, Atomic theory, etc), but less good at predicting the future (other than results of experiments), perhaps exponentially so relative to how far into the future. The second is a persistent confusion between science (a human activity) and its subject matter (the world, reality). Hence the Crichton quote: “science has nothing whatever to do with consensus” but merely requires “one investigator who happens to be right”. And how do we know which investigator is right? Well the one whose theory best matches reality. And how do we know that? We don’t have an Archimedean point from which we can see which investigator is right, and even if we did, we would have to await the future point in time to make a determination. We must rely to the scientists, who, while they don’t operate using “consensus” (unless you believe Boortz that they conspire to distort), as Thomas Kuhn pointed out half a century ago, do operate with shared rules, assumptions and paradigms. Occasionally, anomalies in observation lead to paradigm change (Lavoisier, Roentgen), but that’s the exception, and seems less than relevant in this case – there’s no data been uncovered that’s anomalous to a prevailing theory, just disagreement on what to make of the data.

So we consult the scientific community, and make our judgments. We know the globe is warming and the atmosphere is receiving ever more CO2– there does seem to be consensus on that. There seems to be a lot of scientists who think that the latter is causing the former and because of that, GW will worsen and become a Problem (known as “dangerous anthropogenic interference” (DAI)). Samuelson seems to accept that in D’s “mandatory” article – he must, otherwise the lack of a solution would neither exist nor be a “dirty secret” (some cool logic there for you). Liberals (and I suspect a lot of conservatives) take the view that if scientists of the caliber of James Hansen at NASA and Stephen Hawking at Cambridge are expressing concern at DAI, then it merits focus as an issue in our society and government, and if alleviation of DAI by reducing carbon emissions is not an option, we should be investing heavily in R&D (er, I mean research and development this time) for alternative energy sources. Why, didn’t our president himself just advocate that recently? Maybe he does have feelings, after all!

Friday, February 02, 2007

Great Expectations

My Mom is 77 years of age today - Happy Birthday, Mom! Most of us, particularly when we're young, never dream we will reach such a milestone - we think we'll have passed away long before that, for some reason. A chat with a life insurance salesman is usually what convinces us otherwise. Their actuarial charts of life expectancies based actual deathly data show that we are all virtually certain to reach advanced years, so we'd better get busy saving for it. I thought I'd take a look at some of this data, so I pulled up a spreadsheet from GAD, the UK's Governmental Actuarial Data (once again swooning in wonder at the power of the internet): http://www.gad.gov.uk/Life_Tables/docs/2004/20045yrUKperiod1981web.xls

I found out that Mom can expect to live about 9 more years, which will probably be a surprise for her, but I'm certainly happy about it, especially when you consider had she reached 77 in '77 she would only have been expected to live 7 more years. I kinda assumed that if she's expected to live 9 more years, that if I looked at the spreadsheet cell for 9 years from now for those aged 86, I would find a bit fat 0. But no, it turns out that if you actually get to live another 9 years you can then expect to live another 6! and if you make that - 92 years old in 2022 - you've got another 3 or 4 years to worry about! So life expectancy turns out to be asymptotic as long as you don't actually pass on! Ye GADs, how comforting. And in case you're wondering, when I reach 77 (in 2030), i can expect another 12 years of mortal coil, so I'd better start investing in some growth stock with similar potential!

Happy Birthday, Mom, and lots more of 'em!