Defunitions

Let's start with something hopefully amusing - some defunitions:

automobile
shapes hanging over a crib that automatically play music when your child looks at them

bestiality
the quality of work you might expect from someone who says: "I did my best"

blind date
someone you have to read the menu to

heterogeneous
a brilliant - and straight - mind

honeymoon
what occurs when your ufortunate wife enters the bedroom at the exact moment you are removing your underpants

jugular
shaped like a jug

petulance
what dogs have when they fart continually

scandal
footwear that shockingly leaves the foot almost completely naked

succumb
male reproductive fluid emitted at the climax of oral intercourse.

Introduction

Hello. I'm Mark Hopkins. I created this blog originally to be able to comment on XDAs blogs. But now I think I might use it to save stray thoughts. Not on politics, though, which I rarely think about, but probably on philosophical problems, and perhaps some thoughts on music. Who knows - we'll see. Will you?